world cup wayne wins - stiffsteiffs teddy bears go to Brazil !!!!!

luigi stiffsteiffs slightly sinister bears decide to go and watch
England in the world cup in Brazil. Here we see the three branches of the family.

They look soft and cuddly but dont be fooled.

They board the plane and take over first class

They scale the heights to see the lie of the land.

mingle with the locals, be rude not to.

choose a suitable hotel and settle in

next day they infiltrate the England camp, remember they are
complete masters of disguise, no one sees them or suspects.

Magical!!! England qualify for the knock out stages, with
this final wayne wonder goal!!! Wayne is unbelieveable !!!

The semis - its hot and the bears dish out refreshments, unseen and unsuspected.!!!
more wayne wonder!!! Through to the final against Brazil. Against all odds.

The final kicks off...
But whats happening, they are getting kicked all over the place and the ref
is doing nothing at all. They go to the local witch doctors and locate El Diablo
who makes them visible only to the brazilians!!!!!!!!!

Lets use these following pictures to flashback to the final.
Those odd things never quite explained.
these are the pictures only the bears and the brazilian players could see.....
Here the great save by Hart when thought beyond his reach......

That penalty appeal turned down when initially it looked clearly
in the box....ursine intervention, our man ended up outside the box.

And the wonder goal by wayne which won it one nil...
those six men he drifted past as if they were rooted to the spot....

off balance...

almost held back...

mesmerised...

vainly cursing and swatting at thin air...

before wayne passed the last one and scored !!!!!!!!!!!!!

another wayne wonder goal.....

The curious triple substitution straight after. It was actually as three
players told their manager they were being held back by teddy bears.
Any manager would worry. Hence they were hauled off.

Making the injury soon after leave them with ten men to finish the game.
Game over as it happened.

Here we see the normal view of stiffsteiffs. There are 23 in plain sight.
As we said masters of disguise, but el diablo had made them
visible to brazilian players.!!!!!

Their manager in the press conference was at a loss to explain his
players antics, signalling he thought they had gone crazy.

When asked by reporters if rumours of them seeing "teddy bears"
were true, he put it down to collective sunstroke.

Roy gives an elated press conference. Well done our boys!!!!!!!!

And back live, as Luigi returns from collecting his MBE
for services to sport. Another triumph for the Stiffsteiffs.

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Stiffsteiffs outside broadcasts June 06 2014.